Alaska is an alien and recording artist from the planet Glamtr0n [sic]. No one knows her age or species. She was discovered on Earth almost 60 years ago with only a 1972 issue of Vanity Fair and a can of Tab. Alaska cites Divine and Marilyn Monroe as her biggest influences.

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

intensional:

Get out me car

intensional:

Get out me car

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler.

badgrampa:

me as a parent

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thatmostlyzeldablog:

Open up, fuckboy

thatmostlyzeldablog:

Open up, fuckboy

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utterly-insane-panda:

theycallmehaleyjayy:

her fuUCKING SHIRT IS SO DOOOOPEEEE

Shank you🐼💨💖

utterly-insane-panda:

theycallmehaleyjayy:

her fuUCKING SHIRT IS SO DOOOOPEEEE

Shank you🐼💨💖