just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music

(Source: wild-lunar)

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(Source: faunleaf)

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

tacopop:

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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Am i the only one that read it with their voices in my head

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)